The club of the collapsed wives

I'm officially a desperate housewife..or how did my husband friend call us again " the club of the COLLAPSED wives "

You know you belong to the club when :

Your friend calls you at 9 in the morning and you are still asleep - just so to clear it, you were already up at 6am and this is just a nap!-

You take your little one on a morning walk in his stroller with the same friend, drinking your fancy cappuccino and you meet other people and everything is fine ..and suddenly you need to go back home because the baby starts wailing out of the blue!

When you dig all the options to make your baby and toddler have a nap at the same time so you can have a moment to watch a movie

All you do the whole day is shout out loud

You pray your toddler will not ask you to come out with him when he plays in the garden

You are crushed the whole day and wish for the night to come

You are short of dinner ideas and you keep on juggling between different shapes of pasta so your toddler won't be bored with the only dinner option you have to offer.

The minute your phone rings you jump on it because that means you'll have some grown up talk instead of the whole day's DDaaadaaaa Bibibi Bouboubou

You feel like a zombie when you take your kids to the park and you are the only one yawning at 7PM

When you practically collapse in your bed at 9 PM and you secretly wish your husband will be collapsed as well

When you start a blog and you have nothing to write down except the usual blablabla

Welcome to the club!